AAM Denver’s done and I’m looking forward to a 48-hour nap without the AC running all night. Among various committee and board meetings, I managed to do two presentations. I had the pleasure of presenting a session with two women each with a fantastic sense of humour: Holly Witchey and Diane Andolsek. The session was titled Are the inmates running the Asylum? and as Perian succinctly pointed out, the short answer is yes.
In reviewing my presentations, I now realize that I seem to have an obsession about including quotes in them, and my blog. I remember reading a quote about how useless you are if you repeatedly use other people’s quotes to get a point across. Well, tough shit:
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
Even though the “inmates” presentation was meant as a respite to the regular type of session (I never said the others were dull), there was much truth in the technology-in-museums-humour that we found.
First, please take a moment to check the current stats on IMA’s dashboard. Please memorize, there’ll be a test later…
The self-proclaimed(?) World’s Smallest Museum has a website. The website is very 1990s with blinking text, ticker tape scrolling text, saturated colours, and other abuses we all did for our first website. But they have a website. It has everything you would expect the World’s Largest Museum website to have: Directions, Visitor Guide, Virtual Tour, Collection, Online Store, Contact Us, About Us, FAQs and a curious “wanted” page about Osama Bin Laden… I have no idea either. The website is rated “safe for kids” by SafeSurf (any of us bother with that?) and it even has some engaging Visitor Photos pages. Nope, neither do we…
So, its not how big you are, its how many online visits you get. You can be as big as you want online and what percentage of the surfing population cares whether your website abuses fonts and colours? How many of them even notice? A case in point was the woman at the business center in the conference center. I prepared a MUSE Award Nikipedia entry as part of my MUSE Award introduction and had to print it out. (Congratulations to all the winners by the way). It includes a Photoshopped picture of me as Nick Nolte during his high-profile arrest in Malibu. The woman, who was awfully nice, asked me how old I was when the picture was taken. I explained, but she was convinced it really was me. I thought every one else in the world could spot those fake photos in movies of the hero “photographed” with real celebrities or politicians… apparently not.
Speaking of the World’s Largest Museum, “5,000 years of history… 5 years with the same website homepage”:
Just because you’re a large museum, doesn’t always mean you can “do stuff”. Sometimes, the fact that you are a large museum means you find it incredibly difficult to do stuff. More people means more opinions, it can mean less clarity of who’s in control and less clarity of who’s responsible. When there’s no clarity of responsibility, literally anyone who has an opinion can derail a project. Being “scrappy” and having one or two people who have to do a project “soup to nuts”, is sometimes the only way to do things. Also, just because you’re a large museum sometimes doesn’t mean you have any new media staff. Before anyone complains, notice I said sometimes…
Still on the subject of large and small museums, a parody using Apple’s “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” advert to highlight the advanced thinking of small museums (driven by necessity) on the use of available technologies and services:
Handheld Project
Now, some more advanced thinking of libraries over museums on the use of available technologies and services:
Museum vs. Libraries
If you wouldn’t mind, could you check again, just in case - thanks.
Google were also in the news at the session. News Headlines!:
Microsoft buys Yahoo! Google retaliates by buying the state of Washington
As were Mozilla:
Mozilla Employees Actually Set Fox on Fire!
And some of our favorite hardware suppliers:
HP/Compaq and Dell Merge: “Hell.”
I got to see a couple of presentations, the best of which by far was one on user-generated content. Jane Burton from the Tate showed of some of the delivered and experimental projects that they have using user-generated content, but the star was Shelley Bernstein from the Brooklyn Museum of Art. The self-proclaimed “Scrappy” Manager of Information Systems who is doing all this on a shoestring but had great success in shaming the rest of into getting our arse in gear. Why is it that the best presentations start with an announcement to the audience that they should lower their expectations for what comes next. Bravo Shelley.
Media and Technology debuted a series of 101 technology tutorials at the conference, which we are hoping to provide at subsequent conferences. One of them was how to create a video podcast run by Robin White Owen of MediaCombo. In 75 minutes she managed to teach a group of 60 how to create and upload a video podcast. You can download the handout which gives concise instructions on how to do this with as minimal investment as possible - about $100 for a flip USB video camera and $30 for the pro version of Quicktime. If you’re a 501(c)(3) you can apply here for a flip camera giveaway.
If you plan to start podcasting please heed this warning on the potential dangers of podcasting. (Click “Open” to play in your browser window).
We included a roundup of technology-related haikus, real truths in all of them, like this one on Wikipedia:
Wikipedia
just goes to prove it’s true that
million monkeys type.
Which only goes to confirm this entry on Nikipedia on a brief history of technology in museums
Continuing my obsession with quotes, a couple of choice ones we found (albeit slightly doctored):
The most overlooked advantage to using a museum handheld is that if they foul up there’s no law against wacking them around a little.
– Joe Martin
Websites are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.
– Otto von Bismarck
Bradley’s Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into one of AAM’s Standing Professional Committees – that will do them in.
– Unknown
One more time? I heard something changed… - can you spot it?
There was a recent study on how revealing online names are to your personality - apparently even the thinnest slice of Computer Mediated Communication — the e-mail address — contains valid information about the personality of its owner - see here. Coincidently Dwight Schrute enjoys his real life so much he wanted a second one, everything is the same including his name, except he can fly. Unlike these people - a sample of our favorite blogging names:
BostonPimpDaddy
BloggyMcBlogBlog
MrBlahBlah
JustinCredible
OMG! Ponies!
The session didn’t get to half of the material we found, a lot of it videos of early Internet or computer stuff. Its all here in its full glory for your viewing pleasure in a Jeopardy! style interface - it was a PowerPoint-free session. Some of it may make no sense at all to you, without alcohol, but my personal favorite is Two Women and a Blog under Too Much Time - the blooper real is a classic.
Technology and Museums–Are the Inmates Running the Asylum?
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